“I hate Waterworld. Are you counting Waterworld as a mermaid movie? I mean, you don't know it was Under the Deep. He did have gills. Kevin Costner had gills. A merman.”
“you know Kevin Costner was going to sell the child to the pedophile he did sell a child to a pedophile”
“and then he did the postman and Water World um and you know those have mixed reviews”
“water world let's go like that that was [ __ ] cool right”
“it was like yeah i watched it last week dude there's a line in that movie that i quote and nobody gets”