The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King film

Woody explains why he kept his extended edition DVD set despite purging other media

Kyle ✓ voice-verified▲ positive · passing mention, not scored

“The only thing I kept was my old DVD copy of Lord of the Rings Extended Edition because they're so ridiculous, those big folding things.”

Woody reflects on his Lord of the Rings DVDs surviving his apartment flooding with water damage

Woody · unverified◆ mixed · passing mention, not scored

“I was like, not the DVDs! Not the Lord of the Rings. Just soaked in that shitty, been in the pipes for 22 years, rusty water. It was so awful.”

Comparing Russian-Ukrainian conflict situation to Saruman's ultimatum speech at the gates of Hornburg

Kyle ✓ voice-verified● neutral · passing mention, not scored

“when you've answered for the children who were hewn even as they fled against the gates of the Hornburg and the burning of the Westfields and he's just like when you hang from gibbets for the sport of your own crows then”

Discussion of 4K restoration and extended edition, character comparisons, plot analysis of Battle of Pelennor Fields and Saruman's death

Taylor ✓ voice-verified▼ negative

“Liv Tyler is not a great actress. There were scenes with Liv Tyler and Viggo Mortensen or whatever where it's like I could feel Viggo being like, give me something.”

Taylor ✓ voice-verified▼ negative

“when they killed saruman by just throwing him off the top of the tower of orthank instead of going into the scourge of the shire i get why they had to do it”

Taylor ✓ voice-verified▲ positive · news/off-topic, not scored

“Peter Jackson went back and he like color corrected everything the same because it was a bit disjointed.”

Taylor ✓ voice-verified▲ positive

“I'm hoping that you can get 4k extended version because i only watched the extended version yeah well you got to get the you know the extended version there's some good bits”

Discussion of Minas Tirith and Helm's Deep scenes; defending LOTR films against criticism of being boring

Taylor ✓ voice-verified▲ positive

“yes sick movie love it people say it's good people say it's good”

Taylor ✓ voice-verified▲ positive

“the lord of the rings These movies were boring and it's like you're retarded and I fucking hate you.”

Discussion of Lord of the Rings being re-released in theaters with new extended scenes totaling 260 minutes

Kyle ✓ voice-verified▲ positive

“I don't care I don't mind too long because I know that I would have been fine with it me and entering forever because I wanted to keep living in The Lord of the Rings”

Kyle ✓ voice-verified▲ positive · news/off-topic, not scored

“did you know that Lord of the Rings has been re-released in theaters really not only that they've added new features new scenes to the movie I swear to God like not true at all”

Taylor · unverified◆ mixed

“dude it was kind of taking the [ __ ] [ __ ] after a while though right because like there's that part where yeah it fades out and he wakes up in the bed again”

Discussion of specific scenes in Return of the King and their quality, comparison to other fantasy films

Taylor ✓ voice-verified▲ positive

“I like watching the film again like that scene when they're in minutes to Earth and the the troll is banging on the gate at the top of Minister then Gandalf is with uh is with Mary behind I'm sorry Pippin behind the wall”

Taylor ✓ voice-verified▲ positive

“every time I get to that in the movie I'm like damn I'm glad I watched the whole movie to like get to this one again”