“when he goes, bam, and makes his abs pop and his obliques jump out, that's impressive.”
“I remember what stuck with me in that movie is when he caught all the stuff on the tray, and is Mary Jane”
“I felt like he didn't beat the fuck out of flash quite properly. You know, that in every scene you see him deal with flash”
“Dude, when he beat the Rhino, that's one of my favorite scenes. Because that little boy was gonna step in in the Spider-Man costume”
“Maybe I like the old Spider-Man. Like Tobey Maguire. I mean, I was 17, man.”
“I did that with [ __ ] Spider-Man. I came back into the theater and Andrew Garfield had already portalled in. I was like, Oh. Right when I walked in, right when I walked in, I was like, What the fuck? Cuz I didn't know. ”
“he had a jet thing the little thing is flying around they've had Jets yeah that's not magic Spider-Man beats the [ __ ] out of him very agile hoverboard”
“I wasn't that scared of him because it's like this guy's outpaced by helicopters like even basic like like NYPD stuff”
“tommy mcguire was a bit more than i remember i think he gets better than i don't think that's his best is that not even because holland spiderman [ __ ] that dude jesus he's all ripped up”
“Toby maguire pretty decent spider-man for the first one or two got a little cheesy toward the end very corny”