“Viggo Mortensen does it in that movie. That wasn't in the script. He just fucking did it.”
“he is essential he's got the cool russian accent he's got the tattoos and he has maybe the coolest naked fight scene ever in that movie dude definitely the coolest naked fight scene ever in the bathhouse”
“have you seen him in eastern promises i knew you were going to say eastern promises it is because that movie's awesome it is excellent”
“The best naked fight scene in any movie. That bathhouse, that naked fight scene stressed me out.”
“was vigo mortensen in um eastern promises yes he is he is in a russian bathhouse he is a member of the russian mafia all tatted up he's fully nude and they show his dick and he is ambushed by two other rival russian mobs”
“I almost had a reaction of like this is Aragorn and you're putting him naked in a fight”
“that's a good hardcore movie like sex trafficking and Russian mob”