“he grabbed her so hard he left like finger indentations in her arm and stuff”
“I mean, in fairness, like, if Russell Crowe had been like, I don't feel that comfortable shirtless in the arena. Can I wear this swim top?”
“Buffy, the vampire slayer did a musical. Oh man, I loved it. That might be the very best Buffy episode.”
“I really liked that show.”
“I actually like the musical. It's one of the few musical TV shows I really like. It's real good, too.”
“coffee the vampire slayer the wire”