“you ever see bram stoker's dracula you know with um oh christopher lee uh no no no no no no bram stoker's grab uh it's it's the one with um keanu reeves and um and um gary oldman it's really fucking good except for keanu”
“that's a good movie. Keanu Reeves has got to be like... Maybe I just haven't seen enough of his stuff, but he doesn't seem like a good actor.”
“She also played one of Dracula's brides in Bram Stoker's Dracula, the original one with Keanu Reeves”
“it's a very sexy horny movie very sexy funny movie”
“Bram Stoker is like really did it I was gonna say the same thing yeah it's great”
“Monica blue and cheese top all time yeah yeah still I mean Prime Monica Bellucci”
“Monica Bellucci top three women of all time that I'd like to [ __ ]”
“one of the main characters uh was supposed to be i think christina ricci and she couldn't be in it or or maybe it's winona ryder i don't remember which winona writer i think she went and did bram stoker's dracula”
“if you want to see him absolutely almost ruin a movie go watch bram stoker's dracula”